Husband: What do you think of me?
Wife: You are my life.
Husband: Then how much love is there in your life?

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Golu: Pappu, why do you always laugh?
Pappu: Because my life is happy, but you have caused your concern!

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Golu: Who loves you the most?
Pappu: By myself!

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teacher: Why don’t you pay attention in books?
Pappu: Because they themselves are very bored!

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Wife: You never like me!
Husband: Then where are you good for me?