Wife: I am your life?
Husband: Yes, and also the reason for my life insurance.

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Pappu: Your wife is happy with you?
Gappu: Yes, when I am not at home.

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Teacher: Why do you drink water?
Pappu: Because we cannot eat it.

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Wife: What am I for you?
Husband: Wi-Fi… sometimes connection good, sometimes weak.

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Pappu: Dude, life is not fun.
Gappu: Get married, then you will forget the fun too.