Teacher – Tell me, what is the difference between dreams and reality?
Pappu – Married in a dream and in reality wife comes!

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Wife – Listen, why don’t you love me nowadays?
Husband – Hey Pagli, I do love every day, but now the net pack has become expensive!

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Doctor – What trouble do you have?
Patient – Doctor Sir, I am forgetting!
Doctor – Since when?
Patient – How long?

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Pappu – Mother, I have to get married!
Mother – Why son, got a job?
Pappu – Leave the job mother, the girl is doing yes, get it hurried!

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Husband – I do not have money, do not have jewels, no car, but I want you heartily!
Wife – Then you give me heart, I will sell on OLX!