Boss: “Ramu, why don’t you concentrate on work? I am busy in office meetings and calls all day long.”

Ramu: “Master, looking at your leisure it seems that you are not working, you are resting.”

Boss: “What do you mean?”

Ramu: “It means that I should also rest, only then I can become your ‘meeting partner’!”

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Ramu: “Master, need a day off.”

Boss: “Leave again? What’s the reason?”

Ramu: “The wife said, ‘Come home and give me some company, otherwise I will consider you a tenant and not the owner of the house.’”

Boss: “So go, be a boss in the office, become a servant at home!”

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Boss: “Ramu, why didn’t you finish your work early today?”

Ramu: “Master, I am an expert in work, but an expert in comfort!”

Boss: “What’s the matter? Since when?”

Ramu: “Ever since I started listening to you.”

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Boss: “Ramu, why do you always sing while working?”

Ramu: “Master, singing helps in getting the work done faster and also keeps you in a good mood.”

Boss: “So stop singing from tomorrow, I feel sleepy.”

Ramu: “Master, your sleep will not stop the work!”

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Master: “Ramu, be careful while sweeping that the floor does not get wet.”

Ramu: “Master, I don’t sweep, I dance with water!”

Boss: “Okay, then show off.”

Ramu: “Master, there is no time to show off, the work has to be completed.”

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Boss: “Ramu, the phone is ringing, pick up.”

Ramu: “Master, the phone is not mine, the fear is mine!”

Boss: “Why afraid?”

Ramu: “Master, boss calls, you have to answer, but you also get punished.”

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Ramu: “Master, when will you get your salary this month?”

Boss: “Not now, the budget has been cut.”

Ramu: “Master, the budget of the heart has also been cut.”

Boss: “Make your heart understand, I will pay you your salary!”

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Boss: “Ramu, why didn’t you cook and serve the food?”

Ramu: “Master, I was making it, but your criticism has taken away my appetite!”

Boss: “Can’t stomach criticism.”

Ramu: “Master, my heart is full.”

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Owner: “Ramu, why is there a stain on the floor?”

Ramu: “Master, these are not stains, these are our memories.”

Boss: “Memories? Then why don’t you clean it?”

Ramu: “Master, memories do not fade away, that is why stains remain.”

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Boss: “Ramu, why do you quarrel with me?”

Ramu: “Master, because we both are human beings.”

Boss: “Okay, then why do you convince?”

Ramu: “Master, if you are a human being, you also have a heart.”

Funny Jokes: Sir, my homework is not done!