Bablu – A person changes after marriage.
Pappu – How?
Bablu – Earlier I used to listen, now only my wife speaks.

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Teacher: Children, if you take 1 mango out of 2 mangoes?
Child – One mango and one angry.

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Pappu – I want to become a doctor.
Mummy – Why?
Pappu – I can cure everything of my wife.

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Husband – I can’t live without you.
Wife – Okay?
Husband – Not even without electricity bill.

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Pappu – Wife is angry with me.
Friend – Why?
Pappu – Because I don’t listen to him.