Friend: How’s it going?
Pappu: Like WiFi… sometimes fast, sometimes off.

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Husband: I have gained weight.
Wife: Should have increased your brain also!

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Pappu: Today my luck was very bad.
Friend: Why?
Pappu: Went to see God, the temple was closed… and Baba was using WiFi outside.

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Teacher: Why do you come late every day?
Pappu: Because the habit of getting up early in the morning does not go away, and the habit of coming late does not go away.

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Girlfriend: What will be the name of our relationship?
Boyfriend: Miss-match.