Wife: Do you love me or money?
Husband: From both.
Wife: How?
Husband: You give money, so love has to be shown!

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Doctor: What’s the problem?
Patient: Doctor sir, I have amnesia.
Doctor: Since when?
Patient: Since when?

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Boss: Why are you always late?
Employee: Sir, I have no idea of ​​time.
Boss: Okay! And you come on time every day, yes?

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Boy: You are very beautiful.
Girl: Thanks!
Boy: And your Wi-Fi password?

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Son: Mom, I don’t want to go to school.
Mother: Why son?
Son: Because in school, time is not passed, studies are done.