One day the new secretary who came to the office asked her boss-
Sir, why does your wife look at me with such suspicious eyes?
The boss took a cold breath and said – Because she was my secretary before you…

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A passenger in a Haryana Roadways bus met the conductor

Brother, can I smoke beedi?
Conductor: Have you taken the ticket?
Passenger: Yes, take Rakhi
Conductor: You can eat salafa whenever you want…

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Husband and wife quarreled over some issue

Wife: Now I will count to 10, if you don’t say anything, I will consume poison.
wife- one
Husband- silent
wife- two
Husband- Still silent
Wife- Please don’t say anything, the wife starts crying.
husband- count count count
Wife: Thank God you spoke, otherwise I was about to consume poison…

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Father-in-law-Son-in-law, tomorrow you have to go to see a girl for your brother-in-law.

Son-in-law: You all go away, my own decision was not right.
I will see a girl in ashes for my brother in law…

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Teacher: Son, if prayer is made to God with a true heart, it definitely succeeds.
Pappu- Leave it ma’am, if it were so then you would not be my teacher but my mother-in-law…

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Girlfriend (to boyfriend)- You know thousands of boys die with every breath I take.

Boyfriend: Take out some time and brush your teeth.
Thousands of innocent lives will be saved…

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