Santa was hanging upside down on the tree
Banta asked: What happened?
Santa: Nothing,
Have you taken a pill for headache?
Don’t let it enter your stomach!!

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Big businessmen are scared of the tremendous success of online business…
But the most worried are those with “accessible toilets”.
No mother’s son “online” was born who could make a dent in her business…!

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Teacher: Tell me, who proved that the Earth is round?
Pappu: Sir, married people prove this every day!
Teacher: How is that?
Pappu: Because no matter where the wife is standing… the man has to come there! Meaning: The world is round, it turns around and reaches back again!

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Holding the hand of Tantrik’s beautiful secretary, Pappu said…
Pappu- What is your plan…?
Secretary- From marriage to farewell…
Pappu- Just… just… it means getting beaten…
The secretary slapped Pappu’s cheek and said – Baba’s service… Idiot

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Sister-in-law- Okay brother-in-law, tell me one thing…

Why does son-in-law get so much respect in in-laws’ house?
Brother-in-law: Because they know that he is the great man who has controlled the storm in our house…
The wife just heard these words of the brother-in-law.
After that the storm that came at home. In which brother-in-law was devastated.

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Teacher: Give any example of how members of an Indian family love each other.

Student- One person in the family is sick and the whole house eats Khichdi.

Funny Jokes: My wife loves me very much