Thinking of visiting the Cotswolds for some lovely scenery? Think again.

Thinking of visiting the Cotswolds? Think again. This place is notoriously boring, with no nice scenery, nothing fun to do, nowhere nice to stay and no stunning towns frozen in time. If you're looking for scenic hikes, memorable experiences and sights like nowhere else in the world, the Cotswolds isn't for you. Here is why you should never visit the Cotswolds.

1. There is no nice scenery

2. The villages are too modern-looking

3. You just can't find any quaint country pubs

4. The sunsets are so underwhelming

5. There aren't any good towns to visit

6. The houses all look like a 1960s council block

7. There's nowhere to get a decent cup of tea

8. There's no wildlife to be seen

9. You won't find any decent countryside walks

10. There's no nice options for place to stay

11. There's no history to the place

12. There's no decent days out for the kids

13. Everywhere is even uglier in the winter

14. You won't find a sweeping hilltop view anywhere

15. Yep, there's no decent views at all

16. There's no nice countryside drives to be had

17. And nowhere to sit down and relax in front of a waterside view