Teacher: Why the noise in the class?
Student: Forgot silent mode?

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Pappu: Diet started.
Evening: From tomorrow

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Friend: How is life?
Answer: Update in progress

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Doctor: Eat less salt.
Patient: Who will taste?

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Wife: You won’t forget?
Husband: If you remember the password

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Pappu: I am studying.
Mother: Why mobile?
Pappu: Research ???