Mother: Son, go to sleep early.
Son: Just the last video.
Mother: These are the last words.

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Doctor: Do you exercise?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Which one?
Patient: Finding mobile

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Husband: The food is wonderful today.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes, I have ordered it from outside.

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Friend: What are your wedding plans?
Me: Salary should come in the plan first.

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Teacher: Did you understand the question?
Student: Yes sir.
Teacher: Answer?
Student: He did not come