Teacher: What is the fastest thing?
Student: Sleep.
Teacher: How? Student: She comes as soon as she comes to class.

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Friend: When will you get married?
Boy: When the stomach is empty.
Friend: What does this mean for marriage? Boy: I feel hungry thinking about the expenses.

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Doctor: Any tension?
Patient: Yes, network is not available.
Doctor: This is not a disease, it is a problem of the country.

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Papa: How was the result?
Son: Very good.
Papa: How much? Son: Roll number is written correctly.

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Teacher: Where were you these days?
Student: Sir, I went to search the internet.
Teacher: Got it? Student: Yes, but it was expensive.