Doctor: Drink more water.
Patient: Will it work through mobile?
Doctor: Yes, but by dropping.

**************************************

Papa: Stay away from the phone.
Son: Okay.
Papa: Then why TV? Son: It’s a big phone.

**************************************

Teacher: Why are you not answering?
Student: I am thinking.
Teacher: Since when? Student: As soon as I hear the question.

**************************************

Friend: Why so late today?
Boy: The alarm didn’t ring.
Friend: It was mobile, wasn’t it? Boy: Sleep won.

**************************************

Mother: Why does he use his mobile so much?
Son: To increase knowledge.
Mother: What did you learn? Son: Save battery.