Once Santa went to a gathering and everyone there started making fun of him.

Santa said, “Look don’t make fun of me.”

People still did not move and started laughing loudly.

Suddenly all those people stopped being visible.

They all fell at the feet of Santa and started praying, “Forgive us.”

Santa took off his shoes and hit everyone one by one and said, “You bastards, the lights have gone out.” Start a generator, I can't even see it.”

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A man died and went to hell because of his actions. He went there and saw that there was a different hell for every country.

He first went to the American Hell and asked, “How are the souls tortured here?”

He was told that first they tie you to the electric chair, then an electric current is passed in it, then you are made to lie naked on a bed of nails and then the American executioner comes and whips you all day long.

The man became very frightened after hearing this and moved ahead. Going further, he saw all the hells of different countries but almost the same kind of punishment was given everywhere.

While wandering, the man finally reached Indian hell. There he saw that there were long queues of souls. Surprised, he asked about the punishment there also, what kind of punishment is given here that everyone is standing here in such a long queue?

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A customer in the bank very politely asked the beautiful bank employee, “Madam, can you tell me how many days will it take for the check I have just given to be cleared?”

Bank employee: It will take at least two-three.

Customer: But madam, why will it take so much time? The bank to which I have given the check is in the opposite building.

Bank employee (in a very calm voice): Sir, how can I explain to you, the procedure has to be followed, suppose you die in front of the crematorium, will your body be taken home or will it be disposed of there?

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