Santa: You know what is the coldest thing in the world?
Banta: Yes, cold air!

Santa: No, Bill, especially with the last date!

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Mummy: Son, why are you crying?
Pappu: Mummy, I gave the wrong answer in paper in school yesterday!
Mummy: Oh, you don't worry, it is everyone!
Pappu: But mother, I wrote the same in response to paper today!

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Banta: What do you think, what you like, you will always get what you like?
Santa: No, he will type and send you a friend request!

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Pappu: My wife loves me very much!
Pappu's wife: Yes, I love you very much!
Pappu: Then why do you put onions in breakfast every day?

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Santa: Doctor, I am having a lot of pain in the waist!
Doctor: Since when?
Santa: Ever since I have been telling my wife that I have to buy medicines!

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